I LOVE SPANDEX

AND I look super fobby! Check out my smooth outer layer...otherwise known as a spandex, moisture wicking unitard complete with chamois and rear feed bag. I know, I know...that sounded disgusting. Hiroks had the right idea with the jersey over the god forsaken spandex...instead I wanted felt it neccessary to perpetuate the "stuffed sausage" look.....and by sausage, I mean my spandex casing....lol