So at my new company, we get free lunch on wednesdays...usually some local restaurant or whatever. not too shabby...I forwarded wednesday's menu to Sam and this is what he replied...the kid's funny.
wow! that is awesome. it's a lot like our free lunch wednesdays.
here'swhat's on the menu:
Fat Nurse EateryAppetizers: phone calls from annoying ass nurses who complain either about work, pay or other personal weight issues
Main Course: the occasional calls from our gay CNA who can't stop calling us not b/c we are his employer, but b/c i think he...uh...wants to plug us...eck!
Alternate Main Course: the douche bag LVN who works with the new AMWAY andtries to sell us dumb ass shit from his website, while trying to give me advice on gambling and his "full proof plan for gambling" (oxymoron). On top of that, he is grossly over paid and loves to try and ask for a raise. this is dish also comes with "the fact that i think we are his only friends and he insists on coming into the office every day" on the side
For Dessert: to finish the meal, we have brought in the great work of that some people do and i will not elaborate b/c this is work email...but i'm sureyou know what i'm talking about.
I hope you enjoy our free-meal Wednesday and I hope you enjoy the trip out ofthe 45th floor window!
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