Dinner with Hiroko, Sam and Vy last evening after our softball game at St John's in Santa Clara was interesting as Hiroko recently went home (Seattle) for a friend's wedding and got to spend time with her parents. So inevitably, our conversation turned to the "constructive criticism" that she and I get from our respective mothers.
Hiroko, upon entering her parents' home saw her mother who started waving her arms and chanting, "No More Carbs! Wine Equals Sugar!" repeatedly.
My mother a few weekends ago said (as I was decked out in my cycling gear)
MOM: Betty, come over here in front of your dad and me
BETTY: Why?
MOM: Because I want you to show us how skinny you are now. Who knew that all it would take was you getting a boyfriend to finally lose some weight. I guess now you'll also keep the weight off so you don't scare away your boyfriend.
The ironic part of the above statements is that both Hiroks and I are average sized people who lead very active lives....