Even with pictures to prove it, I still don't believe it. That's yours truly smiling like a retard and pointing to the number on my chest in excitment. I just ran myh first 5K race (Dino Dash for MSU). I am trying to look happy and accomplished here....but it's not working. Angie wanted to take a picture of me for posterity and I wanted to puke, so this was the best that I could do.
30 minutes after this photo was taken, I was going through the McDonald's drive through nearby Michigan State Univeristy to get my fill of Big Macs and Fries. Kinda gross if you think about it, but heck I just ran 3.1 miles in 30 minutes....and for those of you who know me, you know I DESPISE running.
How much do I hate running you ask?
I hate running so much that if a deranged man were to chase me with a knife? I would stop, turn around and ask him (wait, no beg and plead h im) to stab me to death because I would enjoy that more than running for my life. That's how much I hate running
