It's Not Gay if....

So, here are some various conversations from last night...dinner and drinks with Mike, Molly and Chester.

What's more gay??
1) Sucking your own dick (if you can)
2) Jerking off another guy.

Consensus: It's not gay if it's your own dick. However a good point was made in saying, "but at the end of the day, you still have a dick in your mouth."

Another quote: "He must have HUGE balls, so when he plays basketball, he's got a triple ball foul going on."

Thanks - signing out.