Why don't you just have a protein shake?

Breakfast: scrambled eggs, tofu, spinach, tomatoes, salsa and tapatio

Actual conversation while making breakfast in the office breakroom.

Marcus: Is that tofu you're putting in the eggs?
Betty: Yes
Marcus: Why don't you just have a protein shake then?
Betty: Protein shakes don't taste good and they make stinky farts. My brother drinks protein shakes a lot...riding in a car with him is reminiscent of a toxic gas chamber.
(Laughing)