Thank god it's Friday...but I have a headache the size of a fucking mountain! Why? Why? Why? I've had this headache for an entire week....no amount of Tylenol or Advil seems to shake it's grasp from my cerebrum. I can't figure out what spawned this pain...but I have a few theories.
- All the chocolate I have been eating this week
- My brain is too big for my skull (because I am a genius)
- I need a vacation
- I am having an aneurysm
Please cast your votes...I am curious to know what you think.
1 comment:
Dude, you're gay.
Besides..if my headaches are a sign of turning gay...that's cool. It's not like I'm one of those bull dykes. I'd be one of those hot lesbos :P
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