Friday, February 25, 2005

TGIFUCKER!

Thank god it's Friday...but I have a headache the size of a fucking mountain! Why? Why? Why? I've had this headache for an entire week....no amount of Tylenol or Advil seems to shake it's grasp from my cerebrum. I can't figure out what spawned this pain...but I have a few theories.
  1. All the chocolate I have been eating this week
  2. My brain is too big for my skull (because I am a genius)
  3. I need a vacation
  4. I am having an aneurysm

Please cast your votes...I am curious to know what you think.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Dude, you're gay.
Besides..if my headaches are a sign of turning gay...that's cool. It's not like I'm one of those bull dykes. I'd be one of those hot lesbos :P