Yesterday Hiroko sent me some SPAM with jokes titled "something to offend everyone" I had to post a few because, well, some of that shit is super funny.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs. (this could go both ways....plus, girls get fat because you dummies knock us up....another difference could be the existence of headaches)
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes. (really...women have so much to look forward to...well i guess that's if we're gonna keep giving it up, right? let's pull out all the stops on stereotypes)
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife. (hmm....and the apparent extra 45 pounds can hold him down too)
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism. (now THIS is a good one...why don't women want to marry virgins? because they actually want to get off...hahaha)
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. (although the X5 is a pimpin ride)
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes. (unless the areolas now count as eye substitutes)
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