That's Hot

heeheehee. OK OK I admit it...I am totally gay and I love Paris Hilton. heeheehee...that's hot. Anyways, this book is fucking hilarious! Primarily because she is as vapid as you would expect but totally entertaining...because it's like a dirty little secret :)

Excerpt from the book: My Instructions on How To Be An Heiress

1. Be born into the right family
2. Have a great name
3. Have absolutely flawless skin
4. Eat only fast food or the most fabulous food
5. Develop a way of entering a room that looks royal and regal but not snobby
6. Never, ever wake up before ten; never go to bed before three
7. Always tell everyone what they want to hear
8. Never have only one cell phone when you can have many
9. Never wear the same thing twice
10. Don't wear a dress that's in all the magazines
11. If you're happy, wear pink
12. Make plans, plans and more plans
13. Act ditzy. Lose things
14. If all else fails, act bored
15. Public displays of affection are ok, in limited amounts
16. Always have a big bodyguard
17. always have a tan
18. Change your hairstyle all the time
19. Never drink diet soda
20. Fear nothing
21. Never be predictable
22. If the media plays with you, well play with them
23. Make fun of yourself. Never take yourself or rules too seriously (see all above rules)