Oh...is that all?

This book is quite possibly the funniest book ever. The writers of this book were consultants on Sex and the City for some of the episodes....and it's hilarious! It really is funny how women obsess over what guys say and do or especially what they are not saying or not doing. It is oftentimes tiring to be a woman and to be ruled by such irrational emotions (good thing I am an android). LOL. For those ladies out there who have been worrying their little brains out over some dude that's not calling you back, really, just get over it and move on...there's a guy out there who wants to call you all the time :)

Some of my favorite excerpts...

• If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
• "Busy" is another word for "Asshole." "Asshole" is another word for the guy you're dating.
• You deserve a fucking phone call.
• If you're tempted to spend countless nights just cuddling with someon, buy a puppy.
• Bad boys are actually bad. (how many of us have fallen for that???)
• "Classy" doesn't "break into his answering machine"
• Have faith...what other choice is there
• Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve (AMEN!)
• Freaks should remain at the circus...not in your apartment
  

I'm practically peeing in my pants from laughing so hard. There are hints of truth to this and even though it's not all funny because many women have cried over stuff like this....in hindsight it's all a little humorous...to see how far you've come.