My coworker Marcus sent this little "guy rules" around in email today at the office instead of working. I would fire him, but he doesn't report to me....ahahahahaha. This was however, rather funny so I decided to pick my favorites to share.
The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down! Finally, the guys' side of the story (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ....ON PURPOSE!
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
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